Travel Agented

to plan a trip for yourself or someone else like a travel agent but without the title.

I plan a mean trip. I can't beleive I've never travel agented before.

by michilala January 11, 2011

the tavern

aka the tortuga, the chillest place in the 'well. open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...one stop here and all your worries will be drunken away.
*parking located in the rear

-dude, what the fuck are we gonna do tonight??
-are you fucking stupid?? the tavern you dumb fuck

by Tavern Crew February 10, 2005

Travel Size

Small, Tiny, In reference to a certain Male body part that is not big enough for *Normal* Use.

Hey did you here about Mark That skinny white guy, he is so carrying a Travel Size.

by Mysteriously Metal August 27, 2005

20 minute travel rule

A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.

Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way

by Privdonut2 May 30, 2009

to travel on mayonaise

1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.

1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"

by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006

Slay Tavern

Where you take a young, fine, willing(well, usually willing) babe to be Slayed; where the slaying of women occurs often by studly, mustachioed men who resemble the likes of men such as Tom Selleck and or Hugh Jackman

-where mustache rides are heavily sought after but rarely given
--abbreviated Slaytav

This girl wants the D: the Slay Tavern is open for business tonight!!

Yo, slaykat, tryna crash somewhere else tonight? I'm bringin' this girl back to the Slaytav

babe 1- what did you do last nite, slut
babe 2- i spent the nite in the slay tavern, got a mustache ride to die for
babe 1- omg! so jeal!

by slaykats November 27, 2011

traveler

A rather stinky shit that not only dominates the bathroom of its odor but also moves into the hallway and other rooms.

Who took that shit? That was a nasty traveler.

I had a traveler the other day that made people cry in fear all the way down the hall.

by spooninspoonout April 5, 2010