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Tighter than twats

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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twatbag

An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.
Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.
by Jon K September 28, 2003
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Related Words
twat twat waffle Twank Twang TWA twatter Twag Twat Swatter twatted twacked

Twat Nectar

"The broad I nailed last night shot massive amounts of twat nectar as she climaxed."
by Grant G December 15, 2007
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Twat Knot

Another slang term for the man bun
Girl: You see that man bun on that guy?

Girl #2: Yeah, total twat knot
by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017
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Issa twaimz

A big Rat. But funny rat with an obsession with plants. Loves to say "yuh" and is just an incredible funny human being.
Did you see Issa Twaimz? Yuh he's such a rat.
by P e p p a September 4, 2019
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big headed twat

this is a person who is constantly loving them selves and at the same time coming across as a twat
You - hi
Them - hi , im amazing at everything
You - oh ..... nice
Them - do you want to see my guns
You - no
Them -oh well here they are anyways im amazing
You - shut up you big headed twat
by Hello moto 1234 May 8, 2010
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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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