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Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.
Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper
by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011
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Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper
"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"
by Gailisaqueerfucker February 25, 2017
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High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.
Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.
by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008
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Tipper

diminutive of Tip Rat – a woman of rather loose morals, easily willing to engage in sexual and intercourse and or fellatio with a wide array of partners
by The TWG October 22, 2008
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tapper

n. An extremely unattractive woman who attempts to gain male attention by any means.
Originated from hookers in windows who were too ugly to attract patrons that they had to "tap" on the glass to get attention.
How was that party last night Jim?
It would have been fun Carl, but there was this tapper that wouldn't go away.
by CKlo August 9, 2007
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Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006
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dick tapper

when someone uses blunt object to tap someones dick after sexual intercorse. creates nasua and limits blood flow to penis.
sara was a total dick tapper after a one night stand with skylar nelson.
by sdasfasfdasd May 10, 2006
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