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Jack-Of-No-Trades

(noun)
1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.
My friend Larry has been unsuccessful as a business man, a teacher, an artist and a musician. He's like a Jack-Of-No-Trades.
by TheyCallsMyNamesBrian February 4, 2009
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Trayden

The most sexy bad ass in the whole intire universe. Ps he will kick your ass
Trayden is a bad ass.
by Long jhonson November 18, 2017
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trailer trash

Contrary to what the billboards may tell you, the trailer parks aren’t populated by benevolent seniors who play golf in their back yards, and choose low-income housing out of pure humility. The fact of the matter is, they attract the dregs of society like a giant porch light attracting moths.

Trailer park tenants can be broken down into five categories.

Category One: the potheads. Strangely, they don’t seem to care that their plants are clearly visible, and poking through every orifice of the trailer.

Category Two: the slackers. Television is their life, even though they’re been so doped up by category one that they haven’t registered anything since the final episode of “M*A*S*H”.

Category Three: the crazies. Typically living in portable trailers, for no other reason than to shake them wildly when the fevered dreams come.

Category Four: the missionaries. These live in the “high-end” district of the trailer park. Representatives of the Mormon religion, they wander two-by-two through the wilderness, often thinking back to the great one man conversion of ’89.

Category Five: the hippies. Closely related to category one, except this group grows pot only for themselves (It’s strictly medicinal – treatment for their cocaine and heroin addictions).
A strange smell wafts through the air. The echo of gunshots. A half-naked man stumbles drunkenly down the road.

Welcome to trailer trash town, may I take your order?
by fetusboy April 9, 2006
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trailer parkian water canal

when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina
big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!
by gabriel anakin and jeremy August 24, 2008
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Trainers

I went to NikeTown and bought 4 pairs of trainers.
by steviegoos November 23, 2004
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freight trained

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap
my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained
by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007
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trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.
Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.
by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009
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