screen toucher

a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.

"dude stop touching my screen, you are such a screen toucher"

by anthony perritano October 22, 2008

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.

"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"

by Grabestone October 2, 2012

don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

by von groovy June 9, 2019

tuchas

'''Tuchas-''' This Jewish slang word refers to the ever expanding rear end. It is known that many Jewish women have a large tuches and large chest. This is particularly true after the Jewish holidays due to great Jewish cooking. It can also be defined as the Jewish cushioning device.

Get your tuchas out of my face

by CtrlAltaDel December 14, 2005

not touch it with a ten foot pole

not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.

If I were you, I would not touch it with a ten foot pole.

by skylight_727 September 8, 2008

The Sidam Touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch, which turns everything to gold, The Sidam Touch breaks and or ruins everything.

Don't call the IT guy to fix your computer, he always makes it worse. He's got The Sidam Touch.

by GingerBoy November 7, 2007

Bad touch

another word to describe what a peadophile does to a minor

that 40 year old over their gave bad touch to that 13 year old

by rickibee94 December 10, 2009