not today

When you call this scary number and it says your number has been logged and traced

"Your number has been logged and traced"-Phone
"Heard you say NOT TODAY *Ends call*"-Me

by ......................no November 20, 2017

how r u today

How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk

CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk

How r u today?

im gd fanks!

How r u today?
im nt so gd - I need 2 tlk 2 sum1 pls

by DesignGenius September 26, 2009

Red hot mollie tomali

A special kind of vegetable, found in Asia. Extremely healthy to support the immune system.

Red hot mollie tomali is often used as ingredient for medicine.

by BrinX77 July 9, 2010

tomacock

Grabbing ones own penis while removing it from their own body to throw in a tomacock matter

I’ll tomacock you

by pr0specT December 10, 2018

Todaraba

."A phrase used in the Hebrew language meaning "Thank you very much

.Adam: Hey, here's a free mug
!Tom: Todaraba
Adam: what

by BigBoygotsomeBigToys March 31, 2020

tomaneffect

When you play League of Legends and u are in silver elo and in promos to gold. You get a magical Toman in your game and you go back to iron. This effect happens when Toman fed his cows and pigs.

tomaneffect is for a toman (woman) who demotes you in LoL

by i boost for 5 dollars May 7, 2020

Tomanu

Tomanu is the most amazing person you'll meet. He's probably a billionaire and he definitely has a chicken farm. Tomanu is really sweet and kind and loves to share. Tomanu is tall, handsome and has a lot of style. His music taste is divine as he loves Lana Del Rey. Tomanu is the main character and if you wanna be a sub character be friends with him. Tomanu is the best.

Tomanu is amazing.

by Gelpen:) August 6, 2020