Degree in the University of Life

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.

“Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”

by Shadownode January 5, 2024

1000 Degree Fidget Spinner

OMG

1000 Degree Fidget Spinner

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

15-Degree Army Strat

where all members of a platoon huddle amongst the smallest member. circle-jerking may be permitted

It was cold as balls out, so me and by guys did the 15-Degree Army Strat

by terarrfyre March 20, 2025

The Degree of Reality

the amount, level, or extent to which something is real

What's the degree of reality of that reflection bruh – how real is that reflection in comparison to which it's reflecting?

by ElliotMcvey November 15, 2020

Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018