The act of blorching someone in the ass, while inserting dildos in the other persons hairy ass filled with crab lice.
Kevin got a timjob last night by Tim.
Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?
Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?
by blorchinator123.456.4.0.6950.3 January 15, 2009
Get the TimJob mug.A person, (usually a teenage girl) with promiscuous tendencies, whose crippling shyness often inhibits his or her ability to pick up strangers at random.
Timid (shy) + ho (slut)
Timid (shy) + ho (slut)
Mandy was so horny that she would have picked up that guy on the train, if she weren't such a timidiho.
by Sass March 5, 2005
Get the timidiho mug.a nonfictional character in the movie Star wars: return of the cock. Tim was known for hold the world record for being the fastest man in the world.... 2.5 seconds..... if you know what i mean.... hint hint. god we should date
by harharhar9000 August 2, 2008
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"Man, I've never seen this girl so happy since we started necking each other and she broke up with that Timjohn."
by RaimiCampbell October 4, 2011
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She had a timboree moment when she farted in the middle of the basketball court.
Jonathan timboreed down the hill when his pants caught on a metal wire and some how ripped off and left him only in his underwear.
Jonathan timboreed down the hill when his pants caught on a metal wire and some how ripped off and left him only in his underwear.
by S.Lim February 25, 2012
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