Thirsty Elephant

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.

I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.

by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013

Thirsty

I want to have sex
Or fuck from the behind

Kristen I am thirsty For you

by Elk July 18, 2018

Thirsty Bitch Crew

The TBC Crew aka (Thirsty Bitch Crew)

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MISS TINA "Let's get our thirst on"!

by useyourillusion1 December 27, 2022

ring-thirsty

When a woman or man in a serious relationship is so thirsty for an engagement ring it consumes them.

Shannon: Do you think he'll propose for my birthday? He has to. Either way the wedding is almost completely planned.

Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.

by Citrus Kobe February 19, 2017

Thirsty Thursdays

One of the very few good things about dental school. Where cusps of carabelli go to get their groove thangs on once in a while on a thursday afternoon in the midst of friends, classmates, professors and of course a keg or two.

Poonam and Holly will get crazy at Thirsty Thursdays this month! Byahhh!

by Holly and Poonam October 13, 2006

Thirsty

When a guy or girl, mostly girls at Sulphur High School, crave the attention of the opposite sex with a passion. Signs include this person consecutively liking pictures of you on Facebook, messaging constantly, etc. This feeling is usually not mutual, making it more annoying.

Man, I've got a date for homecoming already and she's still stalking my Facebook. She messaged me to ask if I wanted to go to her after party; she said she doesn't even know who else is going to go yet. She's so thirsty.

by Smashing Beatles October 10, 2013

These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008