Twinkle

To urinate while tweeting on twitter.
Tweet + Tinkle(urinate) = Twinkle

I twinkled while in the rest room.

by MTMCGARRY December 26, 2009

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Thinker

The process by which a man takes the position of the "Thinker" statue while masturbating with the forearm or elbow.

I saw some pictures of a hot girl on my computer but I was in my cubicle so I had to give myself a thinker.

by Le Penseur Rodin July 23, 2010

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Tinkering with ideas none of which are clear and actionable. The thought process is less analytical, keeps you aloof from pragmatic, practical options and steers you towards blowing bubbles in the air, ultimately unproductive. If you are ADD then God help you, you jump from idea to idea until you start seeing double… triple… multiple.

There is value in thinkering. May be you'll run into that one idea and create something from nothing, like you will find a treasure in a garage sale.

I spend more time thinkering about unconventional career options rather than actually job searching. For example: ummmmm the astronaut suit will look great on me but i refuse to wear those experimental underwear for a month at a time, I dunno maybe I should get a group of unemployed folks together and shoot a reality show of them while they look for jobs, let’s see I guess could just crash weddings…….

by Sasha.Nath August 4, 2009

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