ticket boyfriend

A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.

YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.

YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.

by macncheesebbgrl October 24, 2013

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pimp ticket

Slang for a $100 bill.

Dude did you see that wad of pimp tickets homie up front in line pulled out? Shit's gangsta!

by What's the deal? February 23, 2010

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ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.

Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.

by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009

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Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.

Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.

by ticketsunlimitedsucks September 08, 2008

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