Pooh

Hard of hearing.

Pooh could not hear them.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 14, 2025

Winnie the Poohing

When your boyfriend refuses to take off his shirt during sex.

Last night, Jason and I had sex, and he didn't take off his shirt again. He's always Winnie the Poohing me. ::cringe::

by Emilygotcinnamonmunched December 30, 2021

Pooh baby

Someone that can’t handle smoking da za(weed).

🥷🏾:You a pooh baby
🤦🏾 ♀️:wym?
🥷🏾:you can’t handle tht weed

by Whodunit.lol February 11, 2023

ez pooh

A toxic term used to say "skill issue", or "easy" to name a few. It's origin isn't truly known down to the exact spot, though it has been passed around a bit, though.

Person 1: bro this dude is a tryhard
Tryhard: ez pooh ;-;
Person 2: lmao

by ASillyOlGoober July 25, 2023

chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist January 11, 2016

Pooh Sauna

A pooh sauna is created when someone first visits the toilet for a rather pungent smelling deposit, and then activates and uses the shower. As a result, the pungent smell is heated by the steam from the shower, thus creating a 'pooh sauna' for the next unfortunate entrant to the bathroom.

Jesus mate you've just created a horiffic pooh sauna in there!

by mallen1977 January 11, 2013