by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014
Get the hairy monkey mug.The rim of excessive ginger fuzz around the outside of a boys lips, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face
'yo, did you see that shaun kid today? He had a hairy smile, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face'
by Lauren and Joe June 4, 2007
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Get the Hairy Cheerio mug.Dial down the middle. Literally it means a girl cups a guys balls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his dick in her ear. This is to resemble an old school telephone. Usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a dick but doesn't, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.
Jen B is a royal bitch. I am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this Saturday night.
Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.
Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.
by 4fingeredman January 13, 2007
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Get the Hairy Turkey mug.To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off
Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth
by tainty salad May 23, 2011
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