Sneaky Walrus

Partaking in the act of sneakiness or deception like a Walrus that is too sneaky to be found.

"Dude, I pulled a sneaky walrus on that couger last night. "
"Really, what did you do?"

"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."

by lSwarm December 13, 2009

frosty walrus

When a man with a mustache goes down on a man or a woman and come up with cum stuck in his mustache

Officer Williams had a frosty walrus after eating out his partner.

by lemmywinks January 27, 2006

Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.

dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.

by cashoo November 29, 2009

Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.

"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"

by Splinter226 March 03, 2009

Ivory Walrus

When you nut in a girls mouth and she just happens to sneeze. Then the cum comes out both nostrils and sticks to her chin.

"Johnny Love gave that bitch an ivory walrus."

by ravekidz November 22, 2013

Walrus handshake

When you touch the chest of a female who's breasts are not firm but saggy. It can be due to age but can also be an unfortunate genetic inheiritance.

I got Tara's bangers out, but it wasn't the best surprise. I got the walrus handshake.

by Brass Master D September 28, 2010

jamal the walrus

A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.

Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.

Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.

Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus

by Jamalrus The Walrus April 07, 2014