Tampa Turtle

When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.

Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!

by Darkwing Duck III November 29, 2017

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Turtle Thumb

When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.

I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off

by Mawfy January 17, 2009

smokey turtle

Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.

hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

Turtle Bite

A pinching of the skin by the thumb- specifically when the thumb is inserted between the middle and index finger

If you don't behave I'm going to give you a turtle bite Sean.

Ow Katie why would you turtle bite me!

Katie won the turtle bite war because Sean has horrible technique.

by HIIMPOOPSTICK July 17, 2014

Tumbling the turtle

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012

turtle pete

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

by jaydawgggg September 7, 2014