Feeding Tube

When you shove your penis down someone's throat and cum.

"That girl at the soup kitchen was looking hungry, so I gave her the Feeding Tube."

by Unicorn death trap September 4, 2015

Tube Cake

A big long fat turd. A massive shit.

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Tube Flicker

A female that masturbates on camera. Usually as a secondary source of income to support a drug habit.

Rachel is a tube flicker when she gets home from her job at Walmart.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

down the tube

Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.

Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)

That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.

by Telephony October 8, 2018

Hot Tube

Hot Tube: noun; a beer bong used immediately after being washed with hot water, so the tube of the bong is hot, which increases the temperature of the liquid placed inside, thus making the consumption of said liquid less desirable.

“Alright you smash the first white claw out of the hot tube.”

by Mw_hc November 20, 2019

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

dirty tube

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.

person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.

by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016