Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.
by John Shore October 28, 2008
Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.
(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)
Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
by daniil450 April 12, 2016
For the guys who failed No Nut November and want a chance at redemption. Once it hits 12:00am on New Years day you can't nut again till 12:00am Feb 1st. No free passes, the same rules apply as No Nut November. All failure in nutting will result in being sent to jail for life
by Cqueso December 19, 2019
A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)
A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
by Assex 776 December 10, 2007
A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.
Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.
Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.
Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.
by T-boneCgy August 16, 2011
"___ is in jail check Twitter" is a commonly spammed message mainly on platforms like Twitch. It states that a popular member of a community is in jail and that the news was first broke on Twitter. It is a parody both of how online community figureheads lives are broadcast to the world on social media platforms and how a majority of people today get all their news from places like Twitter instead of reputable sources.
by SearianPaint April 20, 2022
When a girl who's under age of lies about her age, put on make up, getting an fake ID, being an underage stripper or prostitute without telling the John etc.
She lied about her age on an dating app;
Jail bait rape his; Now, that 18 year old is in jail for sleeping with a 17 year old
Jail bait rape his; Now, that 18 year old is in jail for sleeping with a 17 year old
by EmJayee September 24, 2020