Washin' the dog 

Trying to insert your testicle into vaginal/anal cavity while slamming dat ass from behind.

That hoe was loose, I had no problem washin' the dog.

Washin' the dog by SUNY February 9, 2004

eat the dog 

Being in an extreme situation, so extreme that one is forced to eat the family dog and/or family members.

"They ran through the woods, for many nights, haunted by demons and other creatures of the night, in near panic, stopping only for the occasional piss. Steve was spared, but in desperation, Toto had to go."

"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"

eat the dog by xxxMadelinexxx January 26, 2008

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

Walk the dog by RNPS July 30, 2009

Batch the dog 

A very mean cruel dog that hurts people, animals and anything living

Stupid dog bit me again! must be batch the dog

Batch the dog by dshsjn July 19, 2012

paint the dog 

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

paint the dog by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

Cooking the dog 

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

Cooking the dog by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

pepper the dog

A dog that is very playful but very loud she is the fastest dog you've seen she likes to rip stuff up (eg: socks shoes ) but when you really get to now her she is one of the nicest dog

Person1: pepper the dog is so sweet I wish I was her
Person2: yeah I know I wish I was a dog

pepper the dog by Luna013o October 4, 2017