Vanilla Rat

Noun: (Van•ill•la-rat)
A prissy white bitch. Usually found in the mall drinking Starbucks, or annoying the shit out of someone. A vanilla rat thinks they are hot shit and better than everyone around them. Biggest attention whores you will ever meet.

Ex1:

"Omg. I'm so fat from that one almond I ate all day."

"Shut up you dumb vanilla rat."
Ex2:

"Look at those skanky vanilla rats actin like they're the shit."

by Eatmyshit June 24, 2014

Vanilla Extract

When a there are some white stains remaining around the bedroom.

Ayyy bro, some Vanilla Extract on the wall bro, innit

by George The Frying Pan December 8, 2019

Vanilla Local

A white person from Hawaii who tries to prove to everyone that they are local by going out of their way to do things to make it seem like they are not a haole. They tend to say things like "rahja" and "yessah" much too frequently and usually makes fools of themselves.

a vanilla local may say something like this: "hou bah we go grind choke pokEE" (mispronouncing "poke")

by Seth dug May 20, 2020

vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

vanilla magic

A name for a whit boys penis

I'm going to take her back to mine and show her some vanilla magic

by Dicklover💜 January 2, 2015