There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.
My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011
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If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"
This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.
Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?
For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.
Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?
For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
by gravy111 November 21, 2010
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Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur
Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.
Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything
Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.
Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything
by Rclesquire April 8, 2012
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Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.
-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.
-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.
-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
by rhinodynia September 25, 2010
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2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
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by rivitoz June 2, 2009
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