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tecturing

When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".
1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.

2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."

3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.
by squareforceone September 27, 2009
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Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class
Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield
by ThyGinger November 12, 2010
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texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.
dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me
by holly_340 November 22, 2011
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Texting Up a Storm

1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.

2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.
Guy 1:, Dude, it's windy today

Guy 2:, well you were texting up a storm to that chick last night
by Mpolo September 11, 2011
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texting remorse

After sending a text..regret follows immediately after..
sally texts danny something really stupid...really really stupid...and now has texting remorse..
by melo* November 17, 2011
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texting around

like sleeping around through texting. often when a person has a boyfriend/girlfriend and they flirt with other people through texting. Also called textituting
kelsea was in a relationship and was sexually texting around with other boys
by kjcqe April 6, 2012
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Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.
You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.
by Meeks123 March 8, 2014
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