Tebow'd

When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Alabama during their 2009 football season.

Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"

Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."

Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."

by ItsThatKnowItAllSunshine! January 5, 2010

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tebow

any sausage that can be kept without refrigeration.

"Mom gave me a tebow for Christmas this year; I ate it with some cheese and mustard."

"This tebow has a surprisingly dark smoky taste."

by meangirl2012 January 15, 2012

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tebowned

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.

"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."

by mordacil December 7, 2009

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Humble Tebow

After replacing your girlfriend's vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising God whilst claiming credit for all her orgasms.

I was too drunk to fuck, so I Humble Tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn't get too pissed.

by S. Meyer February 13, 2012

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Tebow'd

To kick somebody in the testacles

I just tebow'd that mother fucker.

by Gichua March 22, 2009

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Tebow'd

When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Arkansas during their 2009 football season.

Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"

Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."

Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."

by IUsedToLikeBarbies January 3, 2010

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