Tachybating

When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit

Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating

by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025

Tachi'd

Describes the act of male advancement towards unknowing females, often young in age. This act does not exclusively target available women, as it can also target those in active relationships. The act of Tachi'ing is most commonly identified by finding two individuals of different ages/genders hiding in private comms in any form of communication.

"Oh no, a new girl. She's totally going to get Tachi'd soon."

by brotherhood pook May 15, 2025

Tachiarai

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Shut up tachi!
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by JavonianSigma July 4, 2025

Tachiatsu

The ship between Nakajima Atsushi and Michizō Tachihara from Bungo Stray Dogs.

person 1: what is the ship name?
person2: Tachiatsu

by t4tachiatsu August 22, 2025

tachiyomi

The Japanese term for "reading (books) whilst standing"

I was so into the manga that I ended up doing tachiyomi at the bookstore, barely noticing the people around me!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Tachie

When two items of the same food are combined.

John pulled a tachie out of the Cheez-its box.

by Traznian January 10, 2026

Mug-tache

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache

by Tom691738 July 18, 2018