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target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!
by sue doenum December 21, 2009
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targetuonline

Referred to by rap as artists as a form of online marketing. Originally referred to as targetuurban, targetuonline means to find your audience on the internet.
"I'ma gonna targetuonline and get you in my posse." "When the single drops we gonna targetuonline"
by papaslam September 11, 2012
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tarrets of the butt

When you are farting uncontrollably breathing from your butthole. (Farting)
*farts*

"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"

"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"
by Awkward May 26, 2014
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Targét

Similar to Gucci but at a higher level.

(Gucci meaning good, cool, cute)
by Mæbæ December 14, 2014
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Target

A store that tranny fags go to. It is their only safe space considering the fact that they can go in any bathroom. Other from that Target is a store with people that are slightly better then Walmart and actually has quality food. But they allow trannies in the same bathroom as your 2 year old daughter.
Mike: Hey my daughter got touched by a tranny in Target

Dad: that tranny was me
by StupidBetaFag December 28, 2017
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Target

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.
That's my target story.
by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018
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Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.
Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!
by hmakav October 24, 2018
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