Sorrow Swipe

That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.

"Dude!...are you crying behind your sorrow swipe. you totally are! pussssy!"

by Ihatemos October 9, 2009

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive

Mark: what?? You bought the pack? I thought you were free to play?

Jill: it was a baby swipe…

by jill lavigne November 30, 2023

Pinky Swipe

The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.

“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
“Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”

by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020

meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area

You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you

by Meat swiper August 15, 2017

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023

dub the swipe

2 riding on 1

We spent all our money on hookers, so we had to dub the swipe in order to get home.

by spago88 October 30, 2013