cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

sweater puppets

a girl with large breasts that she can flex, bounce, jiggle, etc.

dude that crazy stripper last night could really move those sweater puppets!

by joe jones & russell bray October 23, 2008

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

face sweater

Several-day facial hair. Not just 5 o'clock shadow, not quite a beard.

Guy: "My facial stuble is hot and itchy."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face."
Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater."

by Marishka April 13, 2008

sweater treats

Nice female breasts

Wow! I like to get my hands on those sweater treats.

by Touch May 25, 2004

sweater potato

The inner fillings of a sweater worn by a beautiful woman. Most commonly referred to as boobs, this version typically refers to those of a more mature woman.

Mrs. Davis sure does have some nice sweater potatoes, I would love to butter them up, cover them in sour cream and eat them down to the skin.

by hamdoguhoh January 2, 2008

Sweater Gang

The trillist guys from the class of 2015 through out Charleston, SC. They are bonded by a love of sweaters,music,partying and various other activities. Their motto is "Sweater gang or chill with big Lurch"

Girl 1: Omg, isnt he in sweater gang
Girl 2: yea, isnt that so cool

Big Lurch: Oh yea

by BigLurch12 January 14, 2012