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slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
by bobso February 21, 2008
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Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.
Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...
by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010
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Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"
by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014
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Back-Slapping Betty

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"
by h.l March 5, 2006
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Butthole Snapping

Touching or fingering the butthole, makes a sound like *SNAP*! Great excuse for touching a hot girls ass!
Boy: *Grabs girls ass*

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Boy: It's OK, i'm just Butthole Snapping!

Girl: Oh, ok!
by Swagger Drizzle October 23, 2013
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swamping

swamping defines everything you do when your really off tap.

when you get off guts on crackers or billies and your going to do something. then your going to be swamping... as in swamped from being so wasted. struggling to handle everything.
also used to freak people out when smoking billies.
B1: *smashes a billy* i am gonna go down to the quix and get an icey....
B2: man.. you will be swamping hardcore if you go.
B1: yeah well, once a swamper, always a swamper.
B2: thats it, swampin 24/7 baby woooooooooooh.
by acid101 February 11, 2009
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slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut
eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped
by tommywebo March 4, 2011
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