spangler

A bitch ass faggot

That kid is such a spangler

by zac.gar January 30, 2015

swangfest

a fight when there is a large amount of people involved; people are just "swanging" randomly in hopes of hitting someone since there are so many people

Yo those kids shouldn't be here; if Jerry's boys find out, there's gonna be a swangfest real soon.

by Fritz Ballz April 21, 2006

Swaggle

A collective noun referring to a group of hipstas or swag-fags. Can also be applied to twelvies.

The swaggle of hipstas adjusted their snapbacks and straightened their obey tees, preparing for a day full of pretentiousness.

by be83active August 31, 2013

cock spangler

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003

Star Spangled Banner

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.

I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

See Star Spangled Banner fail for more

by Bieber Blows March 14, 2011

Swaggless

Lack of Swagg, or Swagger.
To walk in a Swaggless fashion.

Jazz is so Swaggless, look at the way he walks.

by DoubleT53 May 15, 2011

Swaglessness

1. A term that is used to express the state of one's lack of swag.

2. Usually directed towards immature kids who can't accept the fact that they need to grow up and just idolizes weed, wears expensive brands, obsesses with piercings/tattoos, and boasts about the swagger they never have.

3. The absence of swagfulness

1. Boy: hey girl, whats yo numba?
Chick: fuck off
Boy: fml! WAAAAH! let me blog it on my tumblr!
Friend: wow grow some balls. your swaglessness is hurting my reputation...you know what? im not kicking it with you anymore. pussy.
Boy: WAAAH!

2. Boy: dude i bought my obey cap today at Journeys!

Friend: SWAG!
Friend 2: Swag!
Friend 3: Swaaaag!
Chick: please, you are full of swaglessness

by sbinladen December 16, 2011