Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

by Shuaman November 24, 2016

skrimping

Derived from the "ghetto" term for shrimp (skrimp).

Desribes the look of a woman's toes when they're hanging over the edge of her open-toed shoes.

OMG! Look at how badly she's SKRIMPING! I don't think Manolo Blahnik had that look in mind when he designed those shoes!

by Marlz February 10, 2007

Shrimping

Shrimping is (also) after engaging in anal sex, ejaculate and then suck it out.
Supposably it tastes like shimp.

Chris Bournshine lies to go shrimping. :

by Queen_xo April 20, 2009

Nimble Scrumpings

An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.

Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!

by Sir Cudugan September 7, 2013

skrumpling

If the a person conceives a child with his grandmother that child will be referred to as a skrumpling.

Open is a skrumpling, his father did the nasty with his grandmother and that's how Open was born.

by Tomten August 5, 2011

clot stomping

The dance a woman does when she passes a very large blood clot in the shower and it won't go down the small holes in the drain.

The other day I was helping my wife out in the shower with her clot stomping and I got some between my toes.

by K C F May 29, 2008

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012