by Boobz34 August 16, 2022
Get the stiff dylanmug. Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the No stiffs, glans, or buttsmug. When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
Get the Stiff as a Ballmug. "I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018
Get the Stiff Troublemug. by Curlynailbug June 17, 2022
Get the Stiffmug. by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024
Get the stiff noodle syndromemug. It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
Get the running into a stiff breezemug.