cleveland steamer

To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.

Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.

by MO November 3, 2004

cleveland steamer

the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).

That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.

by Angela Lopez May 1, 2006

cleveland steamer

when you take a shit on your partner during sex.

damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.

by RayH December 23, 2003

cleveland steamer

To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

by fobes June 16, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

by daltonator April 1, 2008

Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.

My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!

by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008