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steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
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Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled
Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.
by Mr spadles September 3, 2013
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seedling scare

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.
I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.
by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016
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Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...
Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"
by Badoge May 17, 2016
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stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).
Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.
by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018
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Steaming hot potatoe

2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.
I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"
by Rogerrimjet January 21, 2019
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Stalling Around

A person/thing of which is slow and lagging; wasting time, whilst located or situated on every side.

Acting childlike, being Immature and playful with a sprinkle of naivety.

( A punny play on words )
She's/He's always stalling around that one.
by Ashley-Daniel Mackle March 17, 2019
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