STd= standard

STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.

How would you like your package shipped.

STD= standard
Exp=expedited

NxtD= Nextday

u.s.p.s knows

by Tender love January 26, 2020

STD

STDs are spread through contact with infected body fluids such as blood, vaginal fluids, or semen. They can also be spread through contact with infected skin or mucous membranes, such as sores in the mouth. You may be exposed to infected body fluids and skin through vaginal, anal or oral sex. Or when you are to poor to afford 1, just 1 condom.

I fucked that bitch and gave her an STD

That man gave me a nasty ass STD

by big hip know it all December 11, 2019

STD

A sexually transmitted disease.
Aids, HIV +/-, ect.

I gave your crush an STD last Taco Tuesday

by Nebuwa August 16, 2016

STD

The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4

That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.

by horvdong November 30, 2023

ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell

Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*

by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018

Cyber STD

Computer (or other device) viruses that you get from going to scam websites that are redirected from (usually) porn.

Kid 1: My computer is so slow!
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.

by Sensiblé February 28, 2016

STD

Save the Date

Hey I sent you an STD for 7/21. Keep that open for me, I'm getting married.

by HLAUSF January 11, 2018