STD

Standardized Test Day

Jack: "I love STDs!"

Tim: "What!?"

Jack: "Standardized Test Days!"

Tim: "Oh"

by AsksYourPronouns May 20, 2022

STD

The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4

That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.

by horvdong November 30, 2023

STD fest

When you have sex with a lindale or van girl it’s a std fest

Oh my god billy I just had a threesome with Avery miller and Chelsey Boswell! It was a total STD fest

by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019

Std

A super terrific dude

“Yo did you see kamo today” “ yea I heard he’s a std”

by Kamo the std October 30, 2023

STD denial

The denial of sexually transmitted diseases.

Chudowski: I get all the girls because I say STDs are a lie made by the government to neuter us.
Nerd: Shut the hell up, STD denial is stupid, because you’re risking your very life to have kids with women unprotected. You can get sick from it, you know?

by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. April 27, 2025

std

a word that describes you having a sexual disease.

ex. Miyu and Aria have stds. -too many of them

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010