Stack Attack

When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).

All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.

DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"

Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"

by Damien Metalwind August 03, 2008

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Stack of Pancakes

More than one slab of fat piled over the waistband of jeans.

"Joseph, check out that girl walking with the crazy muffin tops hanging out of her pants. No John, there's more than one...that's a stack of pancakes!

by Marmolaide November 17, 2009

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Nasty Stack

When you have $2,000 straight CASH on your immediate person.

Yo brah, get a quarter outta my wallet.

Shiiiiiit son, how much loot you got in here?

Aw brah, I got a nasty stack in hyuur.

by Delta Charlie January 21, 2008

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Stack up

A formation used by military and law enforcement in which individuals line up single file along the same wall as the door they plan to breach in order to get through the door quickly and efficiently

“ Dude I think that house is about to get raided, I just saw a dozen guys with ATF jackets on stack up outside the door”

by Marchambone June 13, 2022

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