Squirpily

the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.

Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.

by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011

Squirtigo

To squirt so long and hard that your equilibrium is disturbed. Side effects include severe dehydration, massive fluid loss, and/or unconsciousness.

This one chick I nailed with squirtigo, straight ruined the paint on my ceiling from the enormous water pressure flow from her gushing vagina. What a rush...literally.

by Super soaker July 19, 2013

squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"

"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."

by Seeing Double November 10, 2013

Squirtains

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

Squirrel gravy

When you cum in a significant others mouth from atop a tree.

Honey, climb up that tree and give me some of that dirty squirrel gravy.

by Thunderclese February 2, 2019

Squirt Sock

A sock in which a person of the female variety climaxes and squirts into.

Jenna: Hey Roxy, why is this sock wet?

Roxy: Because it's my squirt sock.

by BigGingerMan March 8, 2022

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023