squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 27, 2011

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing March 06, 2016

squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 08, 2018

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 29, 2021

Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick

Squid ate squid cum

by Fuckrick December 09, 2022

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach April 29, 2011

Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.

Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!

by LightningWizard June 11, 2019