Slap N' Squeeze

A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard

i gave her a good 'ol Slap N' Squeeze

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Alabama Pussy Squeeze

When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister

Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her

by Obamas leaky cockus June 2, 2023

grunt, grunt, squeeze

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.

This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!

Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!

by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014

squeeze the lemon

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

by master alligator poop July 3, 2016

squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008

squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

squeeze job

Just like hand job, except harder.

Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.

by Captain Jones September 7, 2005