springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls

Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota

by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024

Shrodingers larp

A person who doesnt larp but larps being a larper making them both not a larp and a larp at the same time

"Im larping Jujutsu Kaisen rn"
"But youve watched the show" "yeah but im larping being a larper" "what a shrodingers larp"

by Matt (super tuff btw) March 18, 2026

spinger

the scooping of a substance with your finger,
can be used as "spinger-full"

verb.
"a spinger-full of butter"
"i took a spinger of chocolate icecream straight out the tub,"

by dre1ja May 26, 2025

Shrodinger’s Password

When you enter your password the same “incorrect” way multiple times, but once you check it, it’s correct.

Guy 1: “Fuck ass password’s only wrong if I *don’t*check it, man”

Guy 2: “Classic Shrodinger’s Password, my boy.

by vastdagoat December 11, 2025

american springroll

An Asian people who have a wank.

Chinese guy: "oooh, rook at that, that guy just have an american springroll in pubric."
American guy: "oh u have such a dirty mind."

by kan_awesome July 15, 2015

master sprinter

often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it

“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*

by i hope my mom doesnt see this March 19, 2020

The Springtrap Effect

The act of being unable to die and coming back to life, even after you get sent to hell.

Person 1: So... the question is... how do you always come back?
Afton 2: The Springtrap Effect.

by Themaninthe_rabbit_suit December 18, 2023