Splooge

The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.

EW! That looks like splooge!
She got a little bit of splooge on her.
Smells like splooge.

by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013

Sploogechalk

When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.

Jimmy splooged a bunch of sploogechalk all over Bertha's face.

by ">,'_';<" January 26, 2015

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

Shloot

A word that can be used to replace just about any and every noun, adjective or verb

Hey, wanna go smoke a shloot?

by Vinny Boberino October 8, 2018

shloothed

to be shit faced and drunk at the same time

bro i’m so shloothed right now

by kzty July 1, 2019

Splooge

Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros

He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo

by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019