Samoan Splash

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird

Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!

by PlayThreeAre February 10, 2020

Splash Mountain

When playing the game of Basketball, preferably in a Recreational league and/or pick up game. And stating to the defending player: "Have you been to Disneyland?" Then immediately after, pulling up for the easy J over the lack luster D. Immediately after the automatic (preferably three point shot), saying: "Splash Mountain."

Baller 1: Aye Charles.
Baller 2: What's Good?
Baller 1: Tommy just took that fool to Disneyland.
Baller 2: For real, Splash Mountain.

Baller 1: Man, it feels like we in the Magic Kingdom.
Baller 2: No Man, Jimmy is just soaking wet today, taking that sorry ass cat to Splash Mountain.

by kershybar August 3, 2011

Cancer Splash

When someone with cancer coughs on you.

"oh my god cancer splasher just coughed on me".

by john abdhule October 30, 2008

White Splash

When a heterosexual male ejaculates into a womens mouth, and has her spit out the herbs and spices (sperm) into the males palm and than the male pulls his hand back aprox. 8 in. and proceeds foward making contact with the womens cheek.

she was sucking my dick last night and I came in her mouth and gave her a white splash

she was drunk and never swallowed but unexpectly I had her spit it out and gave her a white spalsh

by Ezlgdc November 8, 2010

Two Splash

When you are walking down the street. typically with friends and you see someone with an acne break out. you then exclaim "Damn! check out that Two Splash!" meaning that the individual you are picking on needed two splashes of acne cleanser that morning

Friend- Hey Bryan, check out this Two Splash bitch walking down the hall.
Other Friend- Yea nigga! That bitch was a brown bag anyways!
Friend-Word homie!

by Phip-meister-Phlex February 18, 2009

Stinger Splash

The act involves a girl being on her back and spread eagle on a bed, while the man stands in the corner and attempts to enter her vagina from the jump. Very difficult and dangerous - High probability for a broken dick.

Derek: Did you hear Travis is in the hospital?

Charles: No! What happened?

Derek: He attempted a Stinger Splash and broke his shit!

by goillini33 April 6, 2009

cucumber splash

The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.

Suzan gave Garrett a cucumber splash.

by j-yo felony May 23, 2008