Sartorians

An elite band of warriors who ruled the world between 50AD-111AD. They served the great Sartor leader of the Sartorians. They where extremley loyal and often sacrificed cakes to their the god (Luigi) they had a big bush, a symbol of their vastness. They often had wars with their biggest enemy...The Macedonians...

The sartorians where the best warriors ever, they where fearless

by hegaboy December 1, 2010

Jacob sartorius

Perfect and sexy!Not ur boyfriend, he's my boyfriend

That's my Jacob sartorius

by Kayla bestroliom March 19, 2017

Sorority squat

When a person (typically a girl) takes a group picture or selfie and slightly bends over and puts their hands on their thighs assentuating their cleavage and ass while deceivingly hiding their fat fucking stomach rolls.

Bro! checkout Becky in this picture! she got an ass and a half with some phat ol titties! Imma hit her up...nah man! I saw her at Walmart last week looking fat as fuck. She just doing the sorority squat to hide dem piggy-ass stomach roles.

by Kryspie Creamer December 30, 2020

sartorius

THE WORST CASE OF CRINGE EVER EVER EVER I CALL THIS CANCER TOO MOSTLY CAUSED BY PRE TEENS MOVING THEIR PHONES LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A SEIZURE

You- Omg I think Angie's finally lost it.
Friend- Yea she caught Sartoriusitis after listening to 'Sweatshirt'.

by Acidgay June 1, 2016

Jacob Sartourious

N. The final stage of cancer In a person, or their singing.

Man, he was like Jacob Sartourious out there. He shouldn't have gone to a kareoke bar.

by Dictionary.com/urban August 14, 2016

shorto

a midget. some prefer the term, 'vertically challenged', and more still, prefer 'short person'

Shorto is probably the most polite way to put it though

hey shorto
midget responds "i will not reach to the bottom of the dairy case for you"

by Ron Cordova February 16, 2008

Sororgy

To have an orgy with a Sorority.

We had a crazy Sororgy with the ZTA girls last night.

A tie in the box party. Frat guys wear a tie to a mixer, when everyone is drunk at the end of the night, the put all their ties in the box and the sorority girls pick a tie out of the box. Which ever girl has your tie is yours for the night.

by Pirate Steve MW April 20, 2010