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I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something
by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020
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Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.
John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.
by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009
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Southington

A suburban town in central Connecticut; a town that is large enough to be a city but remains a town because it sounds good.
More restaurants on Queen Street (per square feet)than anywhere else in the world. (9 Dunkin' Donuts, 2 McDonalds, 2 Subways, 100 pizza places, etc.)
by Vu December 10, 2003
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Something Awful

A lame website with even lamer forums. However, if you by any chance like feminazi mods, forum downtime from comically inept script writers, MS paint, pathetic personal e/n stories, fat nerds with neckbeards, extra features that cost money and are usually broken, circle jerk threads, smug, whiny rich kids, unfunny spamboards (BYOB), and people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves, then this is the forum for you.
Something Awful was cool......back in 2002.
by radium October 29, 2006
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something big

when one describes what they don't have in their pants
Hey babe, wanna see something big?

shows large house, followed by 300ft firehose; ignores toothpick-sized nether regions
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx April 6, 2017
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