Same Sider

When a couple insist on sitting in a restaurant or bar in a booth or table on the same side , when there is a perfectly good other side to use. Most commonly forced by the guy in the relationship that is jealous, insecure and has to keep an eye on anyone that might be looking at his girl. Or a couple that is way overboard into the PDA. The ONLY time that being a Same Sider is acceptable is when the couple is old. Because its cute....

Same Sider

by msraulerson January 20, 2011

spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 25, 2007

Siderail

v. To be impacted by something unexpectedly drastic.

n. Rail on the side of a bed or stairwell

I totally got siderailed after my coworker spilled his Cup-o-Ramen on my desk.
or
Garth Brooks' fans were totally siderailed by that whole Chris Gaines thing.

by Roscoe81 April 25, 2011

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018

African Cave Spider

A big ass spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!

by mat5592 July 23, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009