slooser

A slooser is the word "sore" and "loser" put together. "He or She is a sore loser, gets upset anytime they lose at something and just cant shrug as fun". They get all butt hurt, hence "a slooser"

Lee shouldn't play golf with his buddy's because if he loses he always breaks someone's golf club and storms off, he's such a slooser!"

by FAWKGIRL August 15, 2016

smooch

smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.

Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.

by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021

smoob

A small boob: when a woman has two different size boobs and someone is referring to the smaller boob.

My smoob is only a B cup

by SnappyTang December 31, 2009

smoo

Female ejaculatory liquid. Also used to refer to any sexual fluid.

He woke up covered in smoo

by Ubernick July 23, 2008

shmooser

Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.

Your such a shmooser.

by Megan Loth April 8, 2006

cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

smooshage

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.

"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"

by GiZiM July 26, 2004