mallard slick

its that crazy shit you call duck tape

"Lets mallard slick crystal, she's a noisy cum dumpster!"

by Cody 13 April 24, 2008

slick as vaseline

What Slick Rick is, he's shy as well due to his eye injury

Slick Rick has worn an eyepatch since he was a baby, he's shy, and he's slick as vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023

Slick Johnson

An unsheathed penis.

“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken”

by SlickJohnsonBro June 23, 2018

Slick Rickys

Not your grandpa's skis. Strap a pair of these greased up snow hogs on your feet and you will know deep in your loins what it means to be a renegade demigod flying straight out of hell and down the slopes. "When did I grow a porn stache, and why is there an overwhelming mane of diamond plated mullet streaming off my skull?" you will ask yourself. but then you hear it...that angelic whine that can only be Van Halen's "Running With the Devil" playing on repeat inside your head..emanating from every pore on your body in an awesome wave.

Skier 1: "I wouldn't strap on those Slick Rickys brah "
Skier 2: *straps on Slick Rickys* "Brah it's fine, they're just norma-RUUUNNNIIN WITH THE DEVIIIIIIIIL"

rock god adonis skiing denim dan truffle butter

by arizonacharlie December 22, 2017

SLICK LIZARD

A person who is keen is the ways of slickness. A person who is a slick lizard is they type that will go through you bathroom trash to take home souvenirs to maturbate with.

Man dude that hommie of mine Tyrone sure is a slick lizard ass nigga! He always be takin home my granny old douches to put into his butt while he be jerkin off and shit. Anyway pass that crack pipe I gotta get my smoke on before my baby momma get home from work. I don't work because I have to driver her car around and cheat on her with other fat nasty bitches.

by Sugar Wolf October 7, 2008

Turnpike Slicks

Street tires that are bald from shameless burnouts, and thus resembling racing tires with no tread pattern.

Nice Turnpike Slicks durt ball.

by Drunkin Nate August 31, 2005

cat slick

A cat slick occurrs when three or more cats spread themselves across a flat surface (usually a bed) and take up more space than seems possible based on their mass.

I woke up this morning and there was a cat slick on my bed.

by wyldflamingo May 25, 2007