sizzling twat

A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.

Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!

by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018

sizzurhp

East Coast Lean(primarily Florida)

sippin’ on sizzurhp

by sizzurhp June 20, 2018

sizzle jizzle

When a man shoots a load of cum into a fire

Last year's Fourth of July ended with a drunken circle-jerk and a spectacular mass sizzle jizzle into the bonfire.

by JL_JL July 10, 2018

Sezzy

A word to describe someone incredible sexy typically only used if you are or are talking about a boy named Lucas

Me:Lucas is so cute I’m crushing on him hella
Friend: Oh I know he’s sezzy af

by Lilghey July 24, 2019

Swizzy

The best-unturned family out there on Brads RP Server. Crushes all of the gangs out there. This family cannot be defeated. The SWIZZY IS FUCKING OVEROPWERD U FUCKING TWAT.

"OH GOD ITS THE SWIZZY FAMILY RUN!"

by Mr.Swizzy August 5, 2019

Sizzling throat syndrome

When you inhale someone else’s smoke and your throat sizzles.

Damn why can I feel your bong rip in my throat. It must be sizzling throat syndrome acting up again.

by Rico$ April 7, 2021

Slizzy Slizzcum

When you ejaculate into a rag and wring it out into a cup, then mix it with ice, vanilla, and a hint of fingernail.

I was sooo thristy that I made myself a slizzy slizzcum yesterday

by Freightful Foreskin April 26, 2022