single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.

(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"

by Observer of the Mountain April 2, 2009

Single Mom-itis

Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.

She had Single Mom-itis so bad she thought she was going nuts.

by LittleTLC October 10, 2011

singer spill

A spill of any liquid or food, especially a large spill that creates a major mess and leaves a stain. A singer spill is usually followed by an expletive spoken very loudly.

Dude, that Exxon Valdez was a friggin' singer spill.

by Not a singer February 28, 2005

Singleberg

Someone who is a good contact hitter, but only has warning track power. Even with a 30 MPH wind at their back, they still struggle to hit anything but singles.

I have a friend, Singleberg, he cant hit home runs.

by payam's brother August 10, 2007

singlestud

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.

David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.

by Mr. Little January 14, 2008

SunGees

A cooler way of saying sunglasses

"Oh man those sungees look fresh."

by shimmyandashake August 27, 2008

Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009