shred the gnar

contrary to other people's thoughts, shred the gnar means snowboarding, not fitting surroundings

person a: hey man you wanna shred the gnar?
person b: hell yeah brah i just got a new shred sled.
person a: sick nasty.

by B-HamBlamJam August 23, 2009

shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009

Shredache

A headache that comes from listening to to much Metal.

"Dude I've been listening to so much metal today,I cant take anymore.
I have a Shredache"

by H.D.A. April 26, 2009

Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

by Cristo39 February 26, 2011

Scrudge

A bad song that follows a great song on an album, in order to avoid a good song being overshadowed by the previous track

That song that played after *insert classic song*, sucked
Of course it did it was scrudge they didn't want to waste a good song.

by Charizard LeBeau June 25, 2009

Shred

To wail upon a guitar...Hard.

To say that a Metal band is totally righteous.

Dude, the emaciated blonde lead guitarist from Manowar can totally shred!

by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006

shred the gnar

to snowboard to one's fullest potetial on difficult or challenging terrain.

"cant belive i made it down alive!!!!"

"yea man, you were shredding the gnar!!!"

"yea i did shred the gnar"

by cp-dawg November 17, 2009