Sharded

A word used by the biggest youtuber named PewDiePie. The word means i pooped myself or i shit myself.

"Omg that video is so funny, i sharded"9

by GreenLightening September 17, 2017

shards are shards

What hell wasted people say when they are prior to yaking. It can mean that a person will stab another with glass from a broken bottle or some crystal meth-amphetamine.

Oiii bro whats with all this staunch man... shards are shards bro. shards are fucking shards

by efk March 26, 2008

shardrippa

n00b who ownz at W3, and can dogfight pretty good.

"We're still men," says ShardRippa. "Men is what we are."

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

shearding

the act of serious sexual self-denial

I won't put out with Gareth, not even for £15 and a box of chocolates ("shearding")

by Ollie the Owl January 5, 2009

Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

shardguard

A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.

Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.

or

She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.

by Mr Cancun2 April 25, 2011

Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.

I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.

by stupid101 September 30, 2011